Quote Originally Posted by cynn

Surely I'm not the only member part of a disfunctional family on the planet??
I've got a weird nephew, does that count: until recently he was my "lodger" but I've bundled him off to his Auntie now. He's only just turned 19, has a huge issue about his height (about 5'5") and his penis size; uses a penis stretching device ( http://proextender.com/ which I discovered jammed down the back of the sofa one day); buys penis enlargement pills from the internet; has a folder full of penis enlargement excercises for which he stole all all my tea-towels (what do you call these in the US? THese are what we in the UK use for srying crockery). His girlfriend is a total "bunny boiler" who, if she can't get to speak to him calls his mobile (cellphone for you in the US) up to 42 times in an hour, both of them send porno pix of theirselves to each other using camera phones, they're already buying stuff like PVC nurses outfits. And to top it all off he lies about everything.

There, is that dysfunctional or what?

No? Would you like to hear about my fiancee's mother's, who is in her own very dull way a fetishist, but her thing is an OCD clothes-washing hang-up: All clothes must be soaked in disinfectant overnight before going into the washing machine; socks and underwear can never be washed together; if one sock finds it's way into the underwear wash the whole wash has to be repeated. Bare feet are not allowed on the carpets: socks or slippers must be worn at all times. Oh... and you cannot sit on top of your bed whilst wearing clothes you have worn outside, you first have to change into clean clothes to do this. All this from a woman who was a teenager during the 60's flower power free-love revolution (and she only learned last year what a 69 is!)

In comparison to this, me handcuffing my other half, spanking her, then indulging in an oral/vaginal/anal orifice sequence seems extremely normal!

As we say in the north of england "There's nowt funnier than folk..."