Saturday 15th July

Ahh, that Miss Gonzales has been running to the headmaster again. Such an affectionate wigglie in her walk. She says she's going to suggest some new punishments - I might ask Ed if he wants punishments for the teachers as well. It takes me a good half hour to get the stains out of the girls' chairs after an intensive lesson with Miss Gonzales. I might ask for a cloth soon, my tongue is getting most tired.

As for Miss Gonzales, watch this space...

Ted Stoat