I have been a switch since my earliest days. My wife likes my submissive side, and does not like my dominant side. Here are twelve rules that she recently developed for me to follow at home; they are intended to eradicate my dom side through behavioral training. It won't be news to any of you that it is very hard to act assertively, if you are carefully abiding by the following:

Rule 1: Always do precisely as instructed, at once and without complaint.

Rule 2: Never speak unless spoken to. When speaking, speak softly.

Rule 3: Never wear clothing below waist inside the house, unless expressly directed.

Rule 4: Always wear high heels inside the house, unless directed otherwise.

Rule 5: Never take long strides. Take tiny, mincing, scurrying steps.

Rule 6: Never sit in presence of superiors unless expressly invited.

Rule 7: Always curtsy and nod when encountering a superior.

Rule 8: Always keep face and chest clean-shaven.

Rule 9: Always keep all orifices rigorously clean.

Rule 10: Always maintain a disciplined posture.

Does anyone have suggestions for additional rules that will keep me alert to my inferior/submissive status?