In a rare act of kindness (so count your blessings, newbies) I have decided to help out down here at level 1. Thank me later.

Take note that "Level 3" should always be capitalized and the other levels, especially level 4, should not be capitalized. This is because the Level 3 instructor is superior.

Anyhow, if no one gets to any of you newbies you should give me a holler. Not literally; I couldn't hear you if you did. Send me a PM if you are not helped or if your assignment is not critiqued or if any other problems arrise.

Be warned: If you spell "a lot" as "allot" or "alot" I will make you wish you had never met me. If you contract "You are" into "Your" I will abuse you until your eyes bleed. If you use the word "too" where "to" would be proper I will lash you to a bee hive. If you use the word "affect" where "effect" should be used I will poke your eyes out, break your fingers and call you "Sally".

That is all.