A disc of 70's hits was playing in the background and I found myself listening for the first time to the words of "She's a Lady" (http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/t/t...es_a_lady.html). And I thought, what? "She knows what I'm about, she can take what I dish out, and that's not easy..." Maybe Tom didn't notice, but that's not a vanilla relationship he's singing about.

So I wondered, has anyone else got a song they reckon sounds seriously D/s? It's a judgement call, because there's a thin line between romantic lines (she belongs to me, I'm her slave) and real dominance; I'm looking for ones that are clearly on our side of the line. My second suggestion would be the Stones' "Under My Thumb." "Under my thumb, she's the cutest pet in the world. It's down to me, the way she talks when she's spoken to..." Mick wasn't singing about a girlfriend.