A young lady is out drinking, and meets a man. They hit it off and it becomes clear that they're into one another. As the night progresses and they have some drinks she opens up a little. In a confidential whisper tells him that she is into kinky sex. He responds that he is into kinky sex as well, and she invites him back to her apartment.

When they get there they kiss, and then she leaves him on the couch patting her dog while she goes into the other room to get dressed. She takes 15 minutes to put on all her vinyl and leather, putting on her best corset and tallest boots. Finally, a little bit nervous, she comes out of the bedroom to show herself off. Much to her chagrin her new friend is putting on his coat and heading for the door.

"Hey!" she cries out. "Where are you going? I thought we were going to have kinky sex!"

"Well," he replies on his way out, "I fucked your poodle and took a shit in your handbag, so I'm pretty much good. Let's do it again sometime!"