Conversation Between Pearlgem and H Dean

Let you in on when I am being a bastard? Heh...not on your life. That's part of the fun.

*sigh* If you'd be so kind as to use some sort of system - say colour coding - to indicate when you're actually being 'nice', I'd be ever so grateful. I am not a self-proclaimed bastard and I would hate to make a faux pas here. *smile*

That was hilarious! You really gave me a grin.

Ach, that was just me being a smart alec. I'm well aware how perfectly literate you are. Surely you're not going to come all cyber Dom on me though, are you? We're not in the chat room.

Already pointing out my mistakes, eh? I shall be forced to chastise you should you continue.

'who's' humour, Mr Dean? Tut. Never mind, I only recently learned it's 'truly' without the 'e.' Congratulations on being better looking than Tom Waits!

Actually, that is an image of Tom Waits. He is a rather interesting musician who's humor is very close to my own. I am not so scraggly or as wealthy. I am much better looking, though.

It's an entirely empty threat as you don't actually know anything much about me. Same for me about you, although I admit it doesn't stop me speculating kindly.
Your avatar with the ear trumpet amuses me greatly. Please tell me it's you.

Okay, it's an empty threat. The definition I use for the word "bastard" is essentially one who tells the truth, no matter how harsh, with no sugar coating. Basically if you ask if something makes you look fat I will point out that it is, in fact, your fat that makes you look fat and not the outfit.

Bastard is also a moniker of mine.

I wish I knew what that actually meant. I suspect I would find it most endearing.