Conversation Between ready and Solis

Have officially switched from Oban to Drambuie. It's autumn and somehow Scotch, honey and spice feels autumnal. Cheers.

I...nearly fainted when I showed up for a visit and there were blog posts of yours to read! I hope you are well, Solis - always.

I know! It's like seeing a white buffalo in the wild, right?

Yah know, I have to take an extra dose of heart medicine (chased with a wee dram of Oban) every time you sashay past. (Totally worth it.)

(Is that polite applause or roaring, authentic applause?)

Here I am, paying attention to the screen name. :hypnotysed: Hah!

Ha! I liked the joke, but how do I follow that? Oo, oo, I know! I wait.

A sub and her dom are out in the woods when dom collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The quick-thinking sub takes out her master's phone and calls the emergency services.

She gasps: "My master is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the sub says: "OK, now what?"

Sorry, sweetie. I couldn't delete a duplicate post and decided to substitute something worthwhile for the original. Cheers!

Your presence makes every day brighter. You're very good. Welcome back, dear.

Welcome baaaaaaack! Woohoo!