Conversation Between VeniVidi and Demon_Goddess_165

Maybe, But then there's that pesky little rule of mine..

You never know - you might really enjoy it *wink*

Keep away from my tender arse!!

I was more thinking of your soft rounded bottom to be honest *letcherous grin*.

*shock and horror* Surly you aren't suggesting I spank Teddy??? How could you? Bad VV Bad!!!

That happens all the time to me, it must be my good looks, charm, and modesty. ROFLMAO (Believe that and you'll believe anything!!!!!!!!!!) - um, I haven't got a victim in mind for you, sorry, and Koala buttocks aren't designed to take a beating - the nice soft rounded bottoms of teddy bears on the other hand ...

Wouldn't you be just a little bit shaken if upon meeting someone in person for the first time they asked you to marry them?? And I wasn't going to beat you, unless of course you wanted the beating... Hence the suggestion of finding a whipping boy/girl..

Pah! I'm going to set you free if you're threatening beatings! By the way you never finished the story about the proposal on the blind date, and why it left you shaken!

Is there any other kind of alien?? I think they raise an alien baby on Red vs. Blue.. You could try there for alien baby raising advice.
That was really sill of you and I'd feel all neglected and what not but this is the first time I've been able to get on since my last comment so the delay is forgive. This time. Next time there will be a beating. Sooo if there is going to be a next time I'd suggest you finding a nice whipping boy or girl.

Alien baby raising help - google didn't have any real ideas - so much for supposedly being able to find the answer to ANY question these days PAH. 4 dollars? Gosh - that's barely enough to buy the ingredients for that cheesecake! Certainly not enough for a baby mobile (and as it's alien it may think one of those is a creature from another planet!) NB: apologies for delayed reply - I posted this on my own profile - silly me!