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with an A because she's Anally Available.
with a B because of I can Beat her Boobs.
with a C because of I can be Cruel to her Cunt.
with a D because I can Dominate her Domestically.
with an E because she's Easy to Excite.
with an F because my Fingers Frustrate her.
with a G because she's a Great Gobbler.
with an H because I can Hurt her and Humiliate her.
with an I because ... er ...
anyone care to help?
Spike, traditionalist
Irrigate her Irises ?Quote:
Originally Posted by spike
*from the other side*
with a J because He Jumps my Jollies
with a K because He Kisses my Keliods
with an L because He Licks my Labia
with an M because He is Master of my Mantra
with an N because He Negates my Needs
with an O because He Operates Omnipotently
with a P because He sees Past my Protests
with a Q because He quells my quivers
with an R because Ropes Restrain her.
with an S because she Submits Silently.
with a T because I can Torture her Tits.
with a U because she is Unfree, Unfortunately.
Spike, frightened of the rest of the alphabet, going to sleep, hoping everything will be fine in the morning. :)
with an I because I can Insert Items Into her ....
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with a V because I can Violate her Vagina
with a W because she Wanks Wonderfully
with an X because she eXcites at Xmas (er .. sorry)
with a Y because she Yells but is Yummy
with a Z because she Zones out with Zest
(ok .. I admit it .. I am struggling here !!!!)