Pirates? And nowhere near Pittsburgh!!!
Jenny and yellowrose are screaming bloody murder on the foredeck. I'd better go see what's going on.
Pirates? Come on! In the 21st Century?
"Nick? Hand me the binoculars, please. Hmm. Look at that! A skull and crossbones! Turn on the radar, let's get a look. Whose waters are we in?"
He checked the autochart, and the GPS unit. "We're in open waters, Skipper. No nation close."
"OK, then. Our course of action is clear. Head downstairs, portside of the starboard diesel. Locker 23. One launcher, 6 refills should be enough. Quickly now!" Nick flew down the stairs to get what I requested.
I picked up the bullhorn and hung the binoculars around my neck. Moving up to the foredeck, I noticed that my other two lovely ladies had joined us. They were all dressed, finally. I checked the approaching craft, and she was still flying the Skull and Bones. Maybe it's a prop for a Disney movie.
"Ahoy pirate ship! Swing wide to starboard or be fired upon." All four ladies turned to look at me, shocked. yellowrose was still waving around that silly sword, never mind that it was made of aluminum and had no sharp edge. Nick ran up to me with a fancy case, and 6 cylinders; I told him to radio the nearest coast guard, and report our situation. I also told him to fire up the diesels, dowse all sail, and raise to flank speed.
Using the horn, I again called and warned the other craft off. She didn't shift course, so I put down the bullhorn and bent to open the case Nick had brought up from the engine room.
Jenny was watching me closely. "How the heck did you get Stingers?" she asked. "Those are US military only!"
"Well, Jenny, you know something? Other countries can buy those too. And some of them are less than cautious about controlling their inventories. If I'm going outside American waters, I WILL protect my crew and properties."
All right, one across the bow as a warning. Let's see, just forward of the cabin...
The Stinger missle flew straight and true, the missle exhaust actually splashing on the wheelhouse. She appeared to veer for a second or two to starboard, but then returned to her initial course which would intercept ours.
OK, then. One more try. "Ahoy the pirate. Second and final warning. You have five seconds to alter course to starboard, or I will fire for effect."
I gave them 10 seconds, then 15. No change in course. I saw two or three men crouching along the portside rail, with what looked like Uzi's. Well, they've been warned.
Refilling the launcher, I fired at the wheelhouse. The direct hit blasted the cabin open, shattered the windows, and started a fire inside. Another refill, this time at the waterline. On target, and she slowed measurably. Next shot, waterline aft, just below the crewmen at the rail. Two of the three men got tossed overboard, the third stood up and aimed his Uzi at my ladies. Suddenly he dropped as his head exploded. I spun and saw what I thought I would; Nick had his scoped rifle out and had dropped the man threatening us.
With one more refill, for safety sake, I had Nick swing along side the craft, which was now aflame bow to stern. I glanced at the cabin, checking for signs of life. No movement, no sounds but the fire. Using a grapple rope, I tugged her alongside a second and jumped aboard as Nick held her in place. I grabbed the Uzi's as evidence, and searched the bodies for ID's: nothing.
Hopping back aboard the Sailing Master, I told Nick to get us away. Hmm; no name, no home port, no identifying numbers.
With Nick putting us back on course, I motivated the 4 crying ladies downstairs, ordering them to the salon. I grabbed the radio, and called the closest Coast Guard, then the US Coast Guard to report what had happened. A dull boom from behind me made me turn, and I saw a fireball head skyward from the burning wreck. I directed Nick to make for the nearest land, and went belowdecks.
I was greeted by 4 hysterical ladies. They had been in shock, it seemed, right after the event. Now that they'd had time to think a little, each went off the deep end. I had to calm them down. I ordered them to their cabins, and put each in strict bondage. Helmet, gag, cuffs, legs, knees, elbows. Laid them on their beds, and told them to take a nap.
With the problem on hold, I stepped up on deck, and prepared to meet with the Coast Guard craft which was pulling along side. The slightly illegal Stingers were already stowed in their locked cabinets. Another Guard craft was approaching the wreck. Damn, a day lost.
Talking to the Coast Guard
"Well THAT was interesting, Nick! The commander of the Coast Guard cutter showed me the warrants for arrest they had for the entire crew. They were drug runners, and pleasure craft hijackers. They would find undefended craft like ours (ahem) and board them at gunpoint. Take the women prisoners and kill the men, then set the boat afire. It seems somebody slipped over the side, and survived in the sea until rescue got there, then gave a description of the men to the Coast Guard.
"And those Uzi's! The Coasties checked the serial numbers, and these guns were stolen from a confiscated property room at a Mexican Naval Base, and have been used in several of these hijackings. There's a big reward for the weapons, and for this ship and crew! Almost half a million dollars!! That should help the dungeon stay solvent for a while, eh Nick? I gave them the information as to where to wire the money, straight into the dungeon account. Mobius should be pleased.
"But enough wasted time. Get "Sailing Master" back out to deeper waters, hoist sail and shut down the diesels. We need to reach point "b" on the chart before sundown!"
A wasted day, perhaps, but a profitable one for the dungeon. Maybe now Mobius won't have to rent out to aliens!
Oh, It's crisis time again, I'm going crazy....
Overhearing the Guard officer, I headed down and met him in Jenny's room, just as he started removing the bondage. I calmly offered him the master key to the locks holding her bound, and made sure he removed the helmet first. Nick was doing the same in yellowrose's room.
"What's going on here," Jenny asked. "Why is this sailor removing my bonds?"
"Ma'am, I was just responding to your screams! We heard them on deck, and became suspicious. First the blown-apart pirate craft, then you women in bondage..." the Coast Guardsman said.
I cringed at the 'ma'am', knowing how much Jenny hated the word. She was, after all, only 29.
"Well, first of all, get your fucking hands off my goddam tits, buddy. That doesn't exactly feel like any 'rescue' I've ever heard of. Secondly, I'm the daughter of United States Senator ******, and he'll have your fucking balls for breakfast if you ruin my trip. I am here voluntarily, as are the other girls here. Now put the goddam handcuffs back on, replace the hood, and leave me the HELL alone!"
Not a real shrinking Violet is our Jenny. She'd been nice. Didn't mention the Secretary of Defense was her Godfather, or that Mrs. President was her Godmother. Bondage calms her down. Some.
From the next room, I heard the sound of several slaps, and some ruckus. I got there just in time to see Nick backing out of the room.
"Nick, what's up?" I asked.
"Well, it seems yellowrose is just a little peaved that the Coastie was removing her cuffs and helmet. She just told him that she is heir to the Sam ****** fortune, and he better unhand her, and keep his hands off her thighs."
"Can't say I blame him.... she has some lovely thighs. Looking forward to spreading them one of these nights." Nick looked wistful, dreamy.
"Keep your mind on this, First Mate!" He knew I was serious; I had mentioned his rank.
The Chief from the Guard cutter came out of Jenny's room, looking a little sheepish. "Captain, I wish to apologize for the unfortunate interruption to your routine. It's just that the situation seemed..." I cut him off in mid-apology with a wave of my hand (this very hand!).
"Never mind, Master Chief (ignoring the fact that I had just bumped him a grade higher... flattery can never hurt). You were just doing your duty, as you saw fit. Would you call off your dogs now?"
He called to his other men to undo what they had done, and reassemble on deck. Leaving Nick behind to be check on each of the ladies, I followed the Guardsman back on deck.
Ten minutes later, three more apologies having been offered, including one in writing to the ladies for his and his men's inappropriate behavior, they finally reboarded their cutter, and began to move away.
Ahh! Peace at last.
Who was ~I~ kidding? Peace? With this bunch of yahoos belowdecks? And I was right, too. That very minute the radio spoke up.
"Ahoy, 'Sailing Master', ahoy. This is CopterAir Charter Flight 291; we are approximately 4 klicks away from your position, with a passenger to debark on your craft. Do you have a helipad, over."
I grabbed the radio mike. Nuts. NOW what?
"Flight 291, this is 'Sailing Master', Captain Chksng speaking. We have no helipad as we are under sail instead of power. Give us 4 minutes to dowse sail, then approach us from the stern. Keep sufficient altitude to clear the masts. Repeat again, you have a 'passenger', over?"
"Aye, sir. A female passenger and cargo. Two baskets worth, plus passenger, over"
My mate and I looked at each other. "BabySub", we said at the same instant, and shared a good laugh. Nick got busy dowsing sail, and I moved aft to guide the copter jockey in. Ten minutes later we had a pile of luggage and boxes just slightly smaller than Mount Everest, and a somewhat shaken BabySub. I looked at her, and at her mountain of stuff.
"This is a private sail yacht, BabySub, not HMS Titanic! Where am I supposed to stow all those darn crates and suitcases?"
"Oh," she responded in a small voice. "I just brought along the stuff I absolutely needed, Sir."
I decided to go through the cases, hoping that 'absolutely needed stuff' might include a few non-essentials. I turned to Nick, ordered him to get underweigh to Point B on the chart, and grabbed BabySub to help searching the luggage.
"The boxes are liquor and foodstuffs. We might just have room for that. Let's check the suitcases." I opened the first one, and came across snow parkas, mittens, stocking caps, and boots. Shaking my head (and shaking with repressed laughter), I said, "BabySub, dear. We're going on a tropical cruise. Why O why did you choose to bring snow gear?" I couldn't wait to hear the answer.
"Because it might be... cold, Sir?"
"BabySub, did you ever study geography? World climate? Anything like that?"
"Yes, Sir, I studied both those at University."
University? HER? Poor professors... But I had to ask the next logical question.
"What major did you read, dear?"
"Oh, two majors and a minor, Sir. Math and Physics, minor in chemistry, Sir. And my masters was in Ecological Chemistry, Sir." BabySub finished.
To say my jaw dropped would be an understatement. "Oh." I said. "Let's talk more about that, but not right now. Open up each suitcase, and we can sort."
She had 2 full of toys; practical packing. One was full of cosmetics and female needs, along with about 30 panties. Hmm. What was she planning, keepsakes for the sharks? Two more were simple clothes, and a few dress-up things. The rest (towels, bed linens, heaven knows what all) wound up going over the side. We were distinctly overpopulated now, and needed every spare inch.
"If we need any of that, we'll buy it at our next port of call. You gals don't get to wear clothes much anyway. Pick up a couple suitcases, I'll grab a couple, and we can go down and stow them away." We did so, and I had BabySub help me undo the bondage on the other four ladies. I asked the four to get ankle and wrist leathers out and apply as needed, and to massage each other and work out the kinks. Then report on deck with an extra set for BabySub.
Twenty minutes later we were alone in an open sea, and the winds had calmed entirely. Time for a little swimming fun for all 7 of us. I had Nick drop the hook and dowse sails. Enough for a day.
Im ready for more Captain
OH thank you Captian Chuck Sir, we did enjoy the fun all 3x's and the power you hold over me, it is so much fun, and all torture you gave me, you know how much i love that, standing in front of you exposing myself for your pleasure, and delighting in your full arousal and such stamina, it is amazing.
It is a pleasure to serve you as you take each morsel and lick my fingers, i'm ready for more Sir, lets make it 4x's :D
Ok, babysub, how about some ketchup with those eggs :Tasty: I know some GREEN eggs and HAM. :rofl:
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