from one submissive to another (smart assed joke)

Dominant tells his submissive that belching and swearing aren't ladylike.
submissive retorts back, "Neither is a blow job, but you don't complain about that..."

Ha ha ha ha.. that is so true though! Thanks for the giggle

A Dominant and his submissive were driving late on a frigid winters night when suddenly one of the tires goes flat. The Dominant goes out to change the tire but he has no gloves and after a while his hands are numb and frozen. He gets back in and tells his submissive to open her legs as, he needed to warm his hands. Doing this, he once again goes out and after a little while again comes back in and shoves his hands between his submissive’s legs. Warm once more, he returns outside to finish putting on the spare. Upon coming back in the car his submissive looks at him and raising her eyebrow and calmly asks, “are your ears not cold Sir?”

*giggles*
Such a selfless subbie! This is service! :nodnodnod:

Oh Darn! My Sir doesn't drive - I need to teach him if this happens ;) lol

I am guessing that is another thing a dear sub does not say to their Dominant..."are you ears cold Sir?" *giggles*

um.. well.. I do LOL but he just gives me that smile that means "Wait till we get home" lol
He also gets a cold nose.. wonder how he could warm that up ~giggling~

lol, gee I wonder....I am sure something could be found to warm his nose :pirate:

"a wee lil innocent submissive dressed as Red Riding Hood goes out into the forest. The big bad wolfy Sadistic Dom follows her into the woods and grabs her from behind. 'Now that I've got you I'm going to make you scream until dawn,' he growls. But the wee innocent lil submissive pulls out the .44, holds it to his head and announces calmly, ”No you're not.” You're going to eat me like the story said'".

This is an IRL situation, my ex Dom lives with family and they went in to his room and found our old toys, they put them in his desk. But the handcuffs were missing....