In many places I read comments from people into BDSM who seem to think it's all so serious that they can never have any fun with it. One sub regards it as so serious she is insulted that some call it "play."

Well people are only human. Things go wrong or don't work out as planned. The answering machine might come to life in the middle of an intense exchange, a cuff might come undone, "you know who" might lock themselves in handcuffs only to be taken advantage of by a mischievous sub. What silly, fun, stupid, things have happened to derail a session you have been involved in?

Since I don't have tons of experience, I'll relate something that happened between my wife and me before BDSM. Well it was still a very intense session.

There I was my face buried deep between her legs, the intensity was building, our breathing quickened our minds and bodies locked together, united in purpose. Then it happened, she passed gas. No, she let one really rip. It was loud, it was very odoriferous, it was completely unnoticed by her. She didn't understand why I stopped. When I told her she didn't believe me. The look on her face was priceless, a mixture of arousal and confusion. Then she laughed, because the look on my face was the same. In the end we had to finish in another room, laughing the whole time, while the bedroom aired out.

Don't be shy. We wanna know all the ridiculous details!