with an A because she's Anally Available.
with a B because of I can Beat her Boobs.
with a C because of I can be Cruel to her Cunt.
with a D because I can Dominate her Domestically.
with an E because she's Easy to Excite.
with an F because my Fingers Frustrate her.
with a G because she's a Great Gobbler.
with an H because I can Hurt her and Humiliate her.
with an I because ... er ...

anyone care to help?

Spike, traditionalist