I really hope this post doesn't make me look like a "troll", and I hope it's not against the rules of this site to ask questions of this nature. And I hope I don't get myself or anyone else in trouble for asking this and I hope this post doesn't get closed.

But, recently (okay not just recently) I've been having all of these annoying relationship problems.
I really would just like to find a guy who is non-judgmental so maybe I can just get laid without being ripped into.
I'm trying to meet guys on eharmony, but the last guy I met on there..I spoke to him on the phone, and I ended up confessing to him that I always have problems holding down a job, and I don't have a lot of female friends, etc.
He was extraordinarily rude and told me there is something wrong with me, and he doesn't want anything to do with me if I don't have female friends because he doesn't want to go to the mall with me, etc.
Seriously, I haven't had sex in over a year. I just want a guy to make me feel desirable, and to not care about my problems.

So..I'm actually beginning to seriously consider this option.. (it's not the first time I've thought about it actually.)
Can anybody tell me if I can find some good male sex workers who are STD free (obviously), handsome with an athletic build preferably and who will have sex with women? I obviously know that a lot of male sex workers are gay. (Or all of them are?? I'm honestly not sure.)

I'm not trying to be a smartass, and I don't want anyone to get in trouble like I said.
But can anyone possibly help me with this?
I would greatly appreciate some help.
Thank you very much.