Picture my short, fat, 55-year-old wife sitting naked at the end of a long bench. Her hands are tied behind her back, and she has a butt plug run up her ass. She is reluctantly watching a video of a blow job she gave me while in bondage for my birthday last December. I put the tape in slow motion and have her move on the butt plug in time with the way she moves up and down on my dick. Then I have her go upstairs and read Gregsta's story Crossing Diana out loud. (See review).

The next day I go out and do more yard work than I have all year. She is no longer the queen of passive aggressiveness when it comes to sex, and I no longer am the king of passive aggressiveness when it comes to housekeeping and home maintenance.