yesterday we had a surveyor out to look at some work we need doing around the house and Icehawk asked about the strength of the beams in a room we think might be more suitable for a bit of rigging,
the guy asked Icehawk if it was for one of those hanging 60's style chairs you can get Icehawk said yes and the guy gave him some technical waffle
and then said....well actually mate these beams are solid *wink wink* ...go ahead, i never had any problems when i used to do the same with my wife!!

isnt it strange how we never really expect that people we meet in day to day life to be the 'same' as us... dont you think?