Making the Heart Grow Fonder

[H Dean]

I am going to be out of town for a few days. This means you will all have to do without my words of wisdom, hilarity and abuse that I am so prone to providing. How you will do without all this is beyond me. Just try to stay strong, people.

Tessa will have to look over Mad and Rose will have to look after Lews. I guess it is up to Beswitchingly to keep Bruno happy. It could get ugly, so Thrall is going to have to oversee Beswitchingly and take over in case Bruno exhausts her. Rhabbi, just in case, get a moil for Mad. He looks like he needs a little off the top. Mad, try to behave - just once.

I may be in a little more today, but I am not certain. Until then, I leave you with Vera Lynn...

We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when,
But I know we'll meet again, some sunny day.
Keep smiling through, just like you always do,
'Til the blue skies drive the dark clouds far away.

[tessa]

~sits in the corner and sobs uncontrollably~

Have fun, Mr. Dean. I will miss you as much as I would miss my nipples not getting pinched and twisted. And that's saying a hell of a lot!

Hey, Mr. Mad? I get to look over you. Can I stand on your lap to do that? It would put my...umm, girlie parts, right about there. ~points and smiles~

And if you let me, then I can see what Rose and Lews are over-doing.

I love being pervertedly inspired.

[Mad Lews]

~sits in the corner and sobs uncontrollably~

Have fun, Mr. Dean. I will miss you as much as I would miss my nipples not getting pinched and twisted. And that's saying a hell of a lot!

Hey, Mr. Mad? I get to look over you. Can I stand on your lap to do that? It would put my...umm, girlie parts, right about there. ~points and smiles~

And if you let me, then I can see what Rose and Lews are over-doing.

I love being pervertedly inspired.

Tessa luv,
standing on Mad's lap is a of a bit presumptuous way to start. Humility and humanity might get you farther, I suggest you start on your knees, hobble forward and lick your way up from there. Just an Idea but I bet it would work and who knows where those cute little girlie parts may end up.or how they might get petted.
Try to control your enthusiasms, Deans still watching
Mad

[tessa]

Tessa luv,
standing on Mad's lap is a of a bit presumptuous way to start. Humility and humanity might get you farther,

Ok, I'm fully aware of my seriously challenged self when it comes to humility, but humanity? Hmm. I thought I was doing alright with that one.

And yes, Lews, he's gone already. Why don't you go write his phone number on the bathroom wall? That's always a good one. Probably best not to put "for a good time call..." in front of the #. He'd consider that a compliment.

[Rhabbi]

Dean,

Sorry to see you leaving, and just as I finally get a story posted. Ah well, I am sure that Mad and Lews will have a few things to say.

[H Dean]

Fret not, Rhabbinical one, I shall return to abuse within a weeks time.

[Ruby]

Dean,

Have a blast! You will be missed.

[H Dean]

Thanks, Ruby. I will have a great time. I might even be nice to one or two people.

[tessa]

Mr. Dean thinks he's mean. Isn't that cute!

Umm, the cute part- his thinking that, not my unintentional rhyme.

You're right, Mr. Mad. I am quite presumptuous. A great deal presumptuous, in fact. I have a hard time controlling that and my enthusiasm. ~sighs~ Been wishing my whole life for someone to do it for me. But I'll just have to keep working on it myself, I suppose.

Hmm. I'm imagining that whole knee-hobble thing. Oh, and the licking my way up. So you think that'd work? Well now. That's got me thinking.

[Mad Lews]

So is he gone yet?
Can we start talking about him quick before he gets back?
Lews

[thrall]

Wait just a minute.....................what am i in charge of?????

Well..............there that is................rotflmao

Hear that Beswitch..........its you and me baby............kiss kiss.......

[Rhabbi]

Rhabbi, just in case, get a moil for Mad. He looks like he needs a little off the top.

Mad, it took me a while but I found that moil Dean wanted me to get you. Not sure what you are going to do with a load of drudgery and confusion, but that is all I could find. Where do you want it delivered?

[Dragon's muse]

Does anyone else find it odd that, in our very own Mr. Dean's absence, the Caribbean is menaced by HURRICANE DEAN. Rather strange timing? Makes one go, "hhhhhhmmmmmmm."

[Rhabbi]

Does anyone else find it odd that, in our very own Mr. Dean's absence, the Caribbean is menaced by HURRICANE DEAN. Rather strange timing? Makes one go, "hhhhhhmmmmmmm."

There is such a thing as coincidence, although this does begger the term.

[Mad Lews]

There is such a thing as coincidence, although this does begger the term.

Well I for one was very polite in your abstinence. I do hope you've saved some of that warm Caribbean air.
Seems like whilst you were away Rhabbi felt it might be safe to sneak in another writing assignment. Its up in the garret under the fourth level eve.
You know where the knives and forks are kept.
Hey welcome back.
Mad Lews

[thrall]

Didn't you all know..............H Dean is the hurricane............LOL

He's just a big blow hard.................Catagory 5........

[H Dean]

Like Mac Arthur and the prodigal son, I have returned! For all of you who made fun of me you should consider yourself on probation. You shall all be chastised later, when I am not so tired.

FInally, Thrall calling me a big "blowhard" is the most unkind of cuts. I shall deal with you seperately. You shall know the error of your ways in an undescribable and terrible way.

So says Dean.

[Rhabbi]

Like Mac Arthur and the prodigal son, I have returned! For all of you who made fun of me you should consider yourself on probation. You shall all be chastised later, when I am not so tired.

FInally, Thrall calling me a big "blowhard" is the most unkind of cuts. I shall deal with you seperately. You shall know the error of your ways in an undescribable and terrible way.

So says Dean.

WB Dean. Nice to see your grumpiness back here again.

[Warbaby1943]

Glad you're back. Too bad we won't know the wrath of Dean when he meets thrall. I think I would almost have to put my money on thrall.

[Ruby]

Welcome back, Dean!

I hope you had a wonderful time while you were away.

[H Dean]

Thrall has angered the Beast. The Beast shall have his day!

(imagine a big hairy beast with his arms up in the air, and claws for hands. Also, I am growling and scowling and stomping my feet and gnashing my teeth - it's very scary)

[H Dean]

Thanks got the welcome back, kids. Tonight I will go home and sleep until the daylight returns.

[thrall]

here kitty kitty kitty................rotflmao

[H Dean]

I eat cats.

[Rhabbi]

I eat cats.

I eat pussies too.

[thrall]

thats good to know............LOL

[thrall]

men after my own heat..............LOL

[Austerus]

Men who eat, after your own heat? How apropos

[thrall]

Yes.........I just love men with good appetites..........lol


besides............I'm a great chef..............lol

[H Dean]

Thank you very kindly, oh mad one. I may have brought some of that warm Carribean air with me. I think I have a few traffic lights, stop signs and various odds and ends, as well. Does anyone need a couch or a Buick? I have a pair of each, though they are a bit wind worn. Well, anyone wanting any of these odds and ends should let me know.

Also, I am having a yard sale. I don't know what i was thinking when I took those yards, but I think they might be worth something. Land is a valuable commodity, after all.

Hurricane Dean