Man (slut) Law

[buzzy]

Men (slut) of the square table, gather and set down laws, for their own safety and well being. Knowing how a pissed of Mistress might react by improper behavior, and how to best love all that she does for us .
Man Law, always use Yes/No Mistress, when you waffle is leaves Mistress confused and wanting to remind you to speak clearly.
Man Law, when bent over, keep ass exrended to provide Mistress with big picture, as she reminds you to speak clearly.
Man Law, always pick the Toy she loves the most (when given the obtion), she going to get to it eventually ( their all painful) but she might like that you thought of her desires.
Man Law, never want the hair brush or do or say something that will make you have to go get it then bend over. (cheeky bad)
Man Law, always remember safe words, sreaming, wiggling, tugging on the straps, just makes you Mistress wet and wanting to give more
Man Law, never push back when getting butt fucked by Mistress, she will just strap on a bigger one for you ouch!!!!!!!!
Man Law, always use pletty of lube she going to get the big one ouch!!!!!!
Man Law, we like the big one ouch!!!!!!!!!!!
Man Law, lick like a rabbit, you don't want pass out from lack of air
Man Law, always seek to please and give to your Mistress, it's a good thing
Till the Men of the square table meet again, Pain is your friend, it let's you know your still alive

[Jadetiger]

Searches through her favorites hunting for that unusual cock site she found a few months ago. Seems someone likes it big. The one where they have cocks shaped like animal penises. Elephant might work. ~evil grin~

Mental note need to get another gallon of Astro Glide.

Work, work, work. ~chuckles

[moptop]

Seems someone likes it big. The one where they have cocks shaped like animal penises. Elephant might work. ~evil grin~

For anyone who has never seen an elephant penis in an aroused state: be afraid, be very, very afraid. My man is 6'8", works out a lot and has long legs and extremely muscled thighs. Very nice, by the way. Anyway, he's in India at the moment and just got the opportunity to see said penile member in an aroused state... 'imagine my legs, only much thicker, and longer'... OMG.

[Timberwolf]

"Man Law, lick like a rabbit, you don't want pass out from lack of air "

Words of wisdom indeed.