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  1. 09-21-2006 #1
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    Bad Doggie!!!

    So....my dog ate my vibrator today. My GOOD vibrator (I have others, but it was my favourite). I left it on my bed....and he chewed it to bits while I was at work.

    I was some steamed.

    I really don't have a question here or anything...just needed to vent. I can't exactly go into work tomorrow and tell the people there about it.

    And this....is why I love this place.

    Oh...and does anybody want to adopt a two-year-old German Shephard / Lab Cross? He is REALLY well behaved...

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  2. 09-21-2006 #2
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    Dom: "You didn't complete your task. Why?"

    sub: "My dog ate my vibrator."

    Dom: "Sure, sure, that's the oldest excuse in the book young lady."
    Mit diesem Herz hab ich die Macht
    die Augenlider zu erpressen
    ich singe bis der Tag erwacht
    ein heller Schein am Firmament
    Mein Herz brennt

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  3. 09-21-2006 #3
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    ROTFLMAO Timberwolf!!! I was thinking the same thing!!!

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  4. 09-21-2006 #4
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    Awwww. Sorry 'bout your loss, Lily. I can relate to what your feeling right now.

    A few months ago, I came home from work and found one of my favorite dildos lying in little pieces all over our bed and carpet. Without giving it thought, I had left it on the headboard of our bed and fell to sleep. Waking up and getting ready for work, it didn't occur to me that it was still sitting there.

    I was incredibly upset and frustrated, and am still searching for the "right" replacement.
    One kiss, and each spot of soreness - each little tender contusion - was transformed. Instead of pain, each bruise was filled with pleasure. It was as if . . . as if a clitoris sprang up in the place of every bruise, and when he kissed me I climaxed, again and again." -- The Door to December by Dean Koontz
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  5. 09-22-2006 #5
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    omg!! ~laughing so hard~

    i'm sorry for your loss, lily and i probably wouldn't have laughed so hard if Timberwolf hadn't of posted his lil joke!! lol!
    "To live is to suffer, to survive is to find meaning in the suffering."

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    LMAO....so sorry, but I can't stop laughing!! I hope the dog will survive, though...
    Will sub for hugs!

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  7. 09-22-2006 #7
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    *coughs* and you're sure the wolf didn't do it? *glances at Twolf*

    So sorry to hear about your loss lily. There's nothing more frustrating than losing a toy thats your fav.
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  8. 09-22-2006 #8
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    ROFL...that'll teach you to leave "valuables" lying around the house.
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  9. 09-22-2006 #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberwolf View Post
    Dom: "You didn't complete your task. Why?"

    sub: "My dog ate my vibrator."

    Dom: "Sure, sure, that's the oldest excuse in the book young lady."

    LMFAO!!

    i shouldnt laugh but i can't help myself LOL!!!!!!! i'd be pissed too!
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  10. 09-22-2006 #10
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    Well, this kind of bigotry really irks me!!!!

    How many times did your pussy eat your vibrator?

    You probably never even complained once about that did ya!!
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  11. 09-22-2006 #11
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    roflmao!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozme52 View Post
    Well, this kind of bigotry really irks me!!!!

    How many times did your pussy eat your vibrator?

    You probably never even complained once about that did ya!!
    LMFAO!!!
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  13. 09-22-2006 #13
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    Timberwolf and Ozme

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    "*coughs* and you're sure the wolf didn't do it? *glances at Twolf*"

    I would never destroy a woman's favourite vibe. That's crossing the lines of reasonable punishment, and I don't even want to guess at what the payback would be like.
    Mit diesem Herz hab ich die Macht
    die Augenlider zu erpressen
    ich singe bis der Tag erwacht
    ein heller Schein am Firmament
    Mein Herz brennt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozme52 View Post
    Well, this kind of bigotry really irks me!!!!

    How many times did your pussy eat your vibrator?

    You probably never even complained once about that did ya!!

    Umm...many times. But the difference is that it was still usable afterwords.

    And Timberwolf...if you ever find yourself in my bedroom, be assured I will find you something much more tastey than a vibrator to eat!


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  16. 09-22-2006 #16
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    "And Timberwolf...if you ever find yourself in my bedroom, be assured I will find you something much more tastey than a vibrator to eat!"

    A meal of the highest calibre, I have no doubt. I may even return for seconds.
    Mit diesem Herz hab ich die Macht
    die Augenlider zu erpressen
    ich singe bis der Tag erwacht
    ein heller Schein am Firmament
    Mein Herz brennt

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  17. 09-23-2006 #17
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    Yes, first our niece came out into the kitchen with my wife's vibrator 'What's this thing Auntie?' holding it up to my sister, grandma & the whole gang.

    It disappeared some time afterwards- my wife to me 'have you seen my vibe?'

    I had to say no....

    Months later we were pulling firewood out of the back shed, & found a sort of nest where the dog used to hide. Guess what we found there?- Bits of chewed vibrator.....

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  18. 09-23-2006 #18
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    Tojo, I am glad to hear I am not the only one!!

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    lmao!!! well I hope he enjoyed himself! *winks*
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  20. 10-02-2006 #20
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    FYI, in the Sci-Fi Geek thread, there's a cross-over between topics...

    Speaking of the Space-Time Continuum...

    ...if your vibrator approaches the speed of light... do the batteries longer?
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  21. 10-03-2006 #21
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    Just wanted to say that a 4 year old actually may buy the offered explanation that a sorta big purple dildo really is a hammer.
    Lent from the neighbours, offcourse.
    Where that big hammer is now? Oh that hammer? Guess its returned now. Yes it is. No we dont want to buy one for ourself. Soo, you want a yoghurt?
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    Reminds me of the kid who, duinrg mom's coffee klatch, comes out wearing mom's strap-on... on his head.

    "Look mom!!! I'm a rhinoceros."
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  23. 10-04-2006 #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozme52 View Post
    Reminds me of the kid who, duinrg mom's coffee klatch, comes out wearing mom's strap-on... on his head.

    "Look mom!!! I'm a rhinoceros."




    OMG!! ROTFLMAO!!!! (that reminds me of a story..... lol)

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  24. 10-04-2006 #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozme52 View Post
    Reminds me of the kid who, duinrg mom's coffee klatch, comes out wearing mom's strap-on... on his head.

    "Look mom!!! I'm a rhinoceros."
    Now that is priceless.
    Mit diesem Herz hab ich die Macht
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    ich singe bis der Tag erwacht
    ein heller Schein am Firmament
    Mein Herz brennt

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    OMG ROFLMFAO

    *wiping tears* ahem....I know how you feel. My favorite vibe died on me last week. Of course, I have another one, but I just liked the other one better. However, I am fortunate enough to have a best friend who is throwing a sex toy party tomorrow night. I'm sure I'll find a replacement which is suitable. Yay me! *giggles*
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    lily26...now go and buy a silver bullet either 5 speeds or 8 and NEVER and i mean Never leave home without it,ggls
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    well, if the batteries are new, the dog might enjoy it on the way out.
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