Level Two- tessa's second assignment

[H Dean]

Someone told me it's all happening at the zoo
I do believe it
I do believe it's true...

Come along my little chikidee.

[Mad Lews]

LOL Well, so long as you don't want to pick up the flogger too, you are welcome to watch!

Flogger, nah I prefer the crop for punishment and the hairbrush for fun, though a hand on a smart little rump can be entertaining too.

Hey is that Simon & Garfinkle singin' at the park?
Mad

[Aussiegirl1]

Oh no, not the crop!! I have to say I am not into pain, well not a lot of pain anyway LOL

Dean I am here, you just have to catch me first!

HAPPY EASTER GUYS

[tessa]

Damn, she's fast! Does that mean I don't get to watch after all??

~looks at Mad~ How disappointing. I mean, a flogging, a spanking, and a cropping! That's a lot to miss! Well, maybe not the cropping as Aussiegirl may not be so into the pain. I don't understand that at all, but to each bottom its own, I suppose.

Mr. Dean, did you know that chickadees have one of the most complex vocalizations in the animal kingdom? I have no idea why I asked, no. It's an issue with me. I know trivia. Trivial, I know.

[H Dean]

Tessa, did you know that geckos are the only lizards equipped with vocal chords?

I was a zoo major.

[H Dean]

Aussiegirl - you may be fast, but I ain't slow. At 6'4" I have a long wing span. It's only a matter of time til I drop the hammer.

GROWL!

[H Dean]

Hey is that Simon & Garfinkle singin' at the park?
Mad

No, "At the zoo". I don't think they ever sang a song called "At the Park".

[Aussiegirl1]

Aussiegirl - you may be fast, but I ain't slow. At 6'4" I have a long wing span. It's only a matter of time til I drop the hammer.

GROWL!

Oh my, well I have to admit I am not that fast anyway! LOL Just give a moment before that hammer, or the flogger drops, just so I can catch my breath! Who knows, it just might be fun

[Aussiegirl1]

Damn, she's fast! Does that mean I don't get to watch after all??

~looks at Mad~ How disappointing. I mean, a flogging, a spanking, and a cropping! That's a lot to miss! Well, maybe not the cropping as Aussiegirl may not be so into the pain. I don't understand that at all, but to each bottom its own, I suppose.

Mr. Dean, did you know that chickadees have one of the most complex vocalizations in the animal kingdom? I have no idea why I asked, no. It's an issue with me. I know trivia. Trivial, I know.

No hon, you havn't missed anything, and you are more then welcome to watch. I might need you for help anyway, if both Dean and Mad Lewis team up! LOL

[tessa]

Tessa, did you know that geckos are the only lizards equipped with vocal chords?

I knew they were extra cool for a reason. And new trivia...yay!

No hon, you havn't missed anything, and you are more then welcome to watch. I might need you for help anyway, if both Dean and Mad Lewis team up! LOL

A tag-team flogging!! Well, butter me up and call me slick, I'm not only gonna watch, I'm sellin' tickets! This is THE event of the Forum year! I'm in your corner, Aussiegirl!

[Aussiegirl1]

I knew they were extra cool for a reason. And new trivia...yay!



A tag-team flogging!! Well, butter me up and call me slick, I'm not only gonna watch, I'm sellin' tickets! This is THE event of the Forum year! I'm in your corner, Aussiegirl!

Thanks tessa or should that be slick!

Nice to have you in my corner! Now, I wonder what we can do with all of the money we could make?

[tessa]

Thanks tessa or should that be slick!

Nice to have you in my corner! Now, I wonder what we can do with all of the money we could make?

Of course I'm in your corner! Some may be thinking it's because you're my instructor and I need to suck up. Not so. I'm here 'cause you aren't holding that crop!

Now, I wonder what we can do with all of the money we could make?

Hmm, good question. We could go the altruistic route and donate it all to a good cause. ~deafened by the blaring silence~

Or...we could blow it all on chocolate and champagne and have a great big after-flogging party, invite everyone to come.

~giggles at all the expressions since most only heard "blow", "chocolate and champagne", "flogging" and "come"~

[Aussiegirl1]

Oh, I do like how you think tessa - so a party it is!

[Mad Lews]

No, "At the zoo". I don't think they ever sang a song called "At the Park".

Reference to concert in central park September 19, 1981 though upon reflection "At the Zoo" wasn't among the 20 odd songs they sang.
whistles along ...'It's all happening at the zoo
I do believe it, I do believe it's true...."
pigeon plots and hamster highs and all that Jazz.
Just a hint Howard,
Mad is the serious, sorta sane, one; the wild eyed, screaming, drooling one is Lews. Hope that helps you sort it out
Yours
Truly Mad
Lews

Uhm tessa, would you mind dragging that stool out of the corner and setting it in the center of the ring? No sense blocking anyones view.
Mad

[tessa]

Party it is, Aussiegirl! Oh, what fun!!!

~does the happy dance while singing a made-up song...Oh yeah, we're gonna have a party, we're gonna have a party...dances over to the corner, bends over nice and low, grabs hold of the stool and wiggles myself on out to the center of the ring (we're in a ring???) and leaves the stool right smack in the middle~

Just for you, Mad...you sorta sane thing, you.

~still dancing real cute like, making my way over towards Lews to hear just what it is he's screaming about~

Hey, Aussiegirl? What kind of chocolate should I get? Any ideas?

[Aussiegirl1]

Party it is, Aussiegirl! Oh, what fun!!!

~does the happy dance while singing a made-up song...Oh yeah, we're gonna have a party, we're gonna have a party...dances over to the corner, bends over nice and low, grabs hold of the stool and wiggles myself on out to the center of the ring (we're in a ring???) and leaves the stool right smack in the middle~

Just for you, Mad...you sorta sane thing, you.

~still dancing real cute like, making my way over towards Lews to hear just what it is he's screaming about~

Hey, Aussiegirl? What kind of chocolate should I get? Any ideas?

What kind of chocolate! The nice, expensive kind of course, then it all taste good! LOL

[tessa]

What kind of chocolate! The nice, expensive kind of course, then it all taste good! LOL

Ok, I know the perfect place to get it!! Chocolate Fetish in Asheville, NC. Truffles with names like Velvet Sin and French Kiss and Ecstasy. Expensive and sexy! Chocolate can't get any better than that!

YUM!

[Aussiegirl1]

Ok, I know the perfect place to get it!! Chocolate Fetish in Asheville, NC. Truffles with names like Velvet Sin and French Kiss and Ecstasy. Expensive and sexy! Chocolate can't get any better than that!

YUM!

Oh I like your style! Makes me want to jump on a plane right now, just to buy some!

Now we have the most important part sorted -- the chocolates-- we are almost all set to go. I guess we should tell the boys, or maybe we can just pig out on the chocolate together

[tessa]

Oh I like your style! Makes me want to jump on a plane right now, just to buy some!

And if you did that, I would have the best excuse in the world to drive up there and sample their newest concoction...Dragon Fire

Now we have the most important part sorted -- the chocolates-- we are almost all set to go. I guess we should tell the boys, or maybe we can just pig out on the chocolate together

We can save them a piece or two. Right? But if they're late, that chocolate is ours! Gotta draw the line somewhere, especially when it comes to chocolate.

[Aussiegirl1]

We can save them a piece or two. Right? But if they're late, that chocolate is ours! Gotta draw the line somewhere, especially when it comes to chocolate.

Well, I think we should eat it before they even know we have it! After all, Easter is almost over in my part of the world, and if it is as yummy as you say, we don't want it spoiling LOL

[Mad Lews]

Well, I think we should eat it before they even know we have it! After all, Easter is almost over in my part of the world, and if it is as yummy as you say, we don't want it spoiling LOL

Well as long as you're going out for chocolate I'd recommend the Skellig Chocolate Co., St. Finian's Bay, Co. Kerry Ireland http://www.skelligschocolate.com/aca...ontact_Us.html
Fine truffles (try the Irish Coffee) , excellent view and it is distinguished as the westernmost chocolate factory in Europe. Take a week but bring some back or there will be hell to pay on your little bottoms.
Lews

[tessa]

Well as long as you're going out for chocolate I'd recommend the Skellig Chocolate Co., St. Finian's Bay, Co. Kerry Ireland http://www.skelligschocolate.com/aca...ontact_Us.html
Fine truffles (try the Irish Coffee) , excellent view and it is distinguished as the westernmost chocolate factory in Europe. Take a week but bring some back or there will be hell to pay on your little bottoms.
Lews

So Lews knows about fine chocolates, does he? Me thinks he hides behind that drool most effectively. Did it have to be a place in Ireland though? Now I'm all wanting and needy for Irish choccy and not a plane to be found. Ok, I could find one, I'm sure, but you know what I mean.

Or maybe not. Maybe I don't even know what I mean. That Lews has twisted things up a bit.

Aussiegirl? Can you pop over to Ireland and pick up that chocolate? If not, our "little bottoms" have to come up with hell's payment. I don't think I can afford that!

Hey now! Wait a minute. ~runs to get my phallic-shaped coin bank, stroking my hands up and down the thing as I return~ I might just have enough hell in here to pay Lews. Now I just have to get it all out. Hmm, I know there's a lick-mechanism on here somewhere...

[Aussiegirl1]

Oh I would LOVE to go to Ireland and get those chocolates, it is one of my favourites places in the world. Trouble is, I would not want to come back, so maybe you need to get that coin bank open! I have a feeling you might just enjoy doing that anyway!

[tessa]

While I would enjoy it, I'd enjoy visiting Ireland even more. And there is that great chocolate shop there and all. So Aussiegirl, maybe we should just head over there and see what happens? I mean, it's Ireland...and chocolate! That's worth risking hell to pay, tushie-wise, right?

[Aussiegirl1]

While I would enjoy it, I'd enjoy visiting Ireland even more. And there is that great chocolate shop there and all. So Aussiegirl, maybe we should just head over there and see what happens? I mean, it's Ireland...and chocolate! That's worth risking hell to pay, tushie-wise, right?

Ooh, that sounds like a plan to me! I am part Irish from a looong way back, so I love any excuse to visit. If we are lucky, we could sneak away without the boys even noticing! So just say the word and we are there!! Yeah!

[suchaminx]

*whispers* I am pretty close to Ireland.............

[tessa]

*whispers* I am pretty close to Ireland.............

I am part Irish from a looong way back, so I love any excuse to visit.

Ok, it's got to happen now! Aussiegirl, minxy, Ireland AND chocolate! That's heaven on Earth right there!

Plus! If we stay in Ireland on an extended visit and eat up all the choccy before we get back, we might just get spankings upon our return. Umm, yeah...not seeing the negatives here.

[Aussiegirl1]

Ok, it's got to happen now! Aussiegirl, minxy, Ireland AND chocolate! That's heaven on Earth right there!

Plus! If we stay in Ireland on an extended visit and eat up all the choccy before we get back, we might just get spankings upon our return. Umm, yeah...not seeing the negatives here.

Oh, ,mimxy, you are more than welcome! I agree, this is sounding like one great trip. I mean who cares about little things like work and money, when we have Ireland, chocolate and friends! And if we eat up all the chocy in Ireland, by the time we get back we will be nicely padded, so we might not even feel those spankings! LOL

[tessa]

Forget work. Now if you do that, the money gets the forgetting as well, as Aussiegirl said. But also as Aussiegirl put to us, wouldn't it be worth it?!?

~sighs~ It's so good to dream.

[Mad Lews]

Ok, it's got to happen now! Aussiegirl, minxy, Ireland AND chocolate! That's heaven on Earth right there!

Plus! If we stay in Ireland on an extended visit and eat up all the choccy before we get back, we might just get spankings upon our return. Umm, yeah...not seeing the negatives here.

Anyone ever mention you gurls are easy?
Takes a few practice swings with the old wooden paddle.

Mad