Dentists do it in your mouth...

[Alex Bragi]

Dentists do it orally.
Dentists do it with drills and on chairs.
Dentists do it and then tell you to spit.
What does the dentist of the year get?...A little plaque.

Blah!

Oh boy, I tell you, I hate dentists so much I can't even laugh at dentist jokes!

It's not that I have low threshold for pain, or anything like that. No, it's just that business of having someone, that I'm not actually on intimate terms with, poking around inside my mouth--I just don't like it.

And another thing, why do dentists love to talk to you when you're laying there with your mouth wide open? I usually just kind of wriggle my eyebrows up and down in acknowledgement of whatever it is he's saying.

So, my dentist was telling me the other day all about the dire consequences of tongue piecing. Damn it, I don't even have ears pierced, so why would I even be thinking about having my my tongue done any time soon? (By the way, if piercing is your thing, check out this excellent thread on body piercing and other body modifications here.)

Personally, I think it's your body and if you want to have a chuck of metal stuck through one of your most sensitive parts then that's up to you. Yea, come to think of it, those tongue piercings are nothing! What about those Prince Edward piercings? I mean, I haven't got a dick, and they still make my eyes water. Come to think of it they kind of make my mouth water too. *weg* I have to say, though, I have to wonder exactly how comfortable they'd been during a session of good hard sex. I mean would the studs pull or tear at the delicate skin on the penis? Or, are the studs perhaps removed before hand? Hey, if any of you guys out there have one or more of those things stuck in your dick, let me know whether you take them out first, will ya?

Ah, but I digress....

Well, anyway on and on he went about these damned studs. I figured he must know they're good for business because, apparently if you do manage to survive having one hammered through your tongue the metal ball will soon chip and wear away the enamel on your teeth.

Oh, but the real down side is no drugs, cigarettes, or alcohol for at least two weeks afterwards, since you're at a much higher risk of infection during that time. Well, hot damn it, that's really convinced me I don't need one!

Ah, but I digress yet again...

Well, anyway, he told me everything looked 'reasonable' but I have to tell you, as I was laying there on that huge black leather chair; my legs slightly spread, and with all those nasty instruments on the tray next to me, I just couldn't help but feeling more than a little bit titillated. I actually came home and had to do myself I got so aroused. So, am I weird? Has anyone else out there had a similar experience? I mean, does anyone else out there go to the dentist for the thrill as as well as the drill?

[Bragi]

"Hello, I am calling from Dr. Bragi's office to confirm your dental appointment for Friday evening at 9:00 pm. Please dress accordingly...I am sure you will once again be THRILLED before the the Doctor DRILLS away."

Hmmmm, no wonder I love you like I do...you are one sick little lady if going to the dentist arouses you. Of course, when it cums to men and cocks and mild pain, you always seem to get aroused. ~wink~

[lookingforsomething]

remind me honey, to bring u over to my clinic once i graduate, then we can do a bit of drilling, filling, thrilling and anything else u want done free of charge hehehehehe. love what u wrote its funny, and no ive never been thrilled at the dentist, hate the bastards *looks around worried that she said that out aloud, major self hate issues* heheheheheh

[ThisYouWillDo]

I've never had a female dentist in any sense of the word. But the dental assistants do seem to me to get evil enjoyment out of sticking that vacuum thing in my mouth while the dentist cleans or gives me a filling.

Putting it in, then taking it out. Then back in again. Sometimes trying to push it too far down the throat ...

The dentist does tell you to spit, but you can't help swallowing just a bit, can you?

TYWD

[Ozme52]

Does a female physician count?

I always look forward to my annual prostrate exam.

[Alex Bragi]

I've never had ...
Putting it in, then taking it out. Then back in again. Sometimes trying to push it too far down the throat ...


TYWD

Mmm... now, why does this sound so familiar to me?

Do you think this could be some kind of deep throat payback?

[Playfulsub]

What an interesting experience... I must say I have an unusual reaction to going to the dentist as well, although in a different way. I wouldn't really describe myself as a masochist, but I absolutely refuse nitro when having work done. Not only that, but my last two fillings I requested to have done without novacaine. Weird, huh? And I actually enjoy the feeling of the suction tube when it catches a bit of the inside of my mouth and pinches it. Perhaps I'm pain slut after all.

[orchidsoul]

well, hadn't before but I am thinking I may react differently at my next dentist appt!

[wingsofanangel]

I have a dentist appointment on tuesday morning...

I'll let you know

[csr]

Just popped in... saw this thread and had to LOL.

My mistress IS a dental assistant, so she gets to shove things in my mouth both at work and at home.

How convenient is that? ;-)