Substitutes for a phallus

[phantasy_seeker]

The only things I can think of are veggies (eggplant, cucumber).. any other, more reusable suggestions? Preferably stuff that have innocent explanations for lying around the house.

[Tojo]

Deodorant bottles, champagne corks, candles, some soaps are good, electric toothbrushes, ice frozen in an appropriate shape(!)

Not that I'd know anything about it...that's just what I've heard. Oh & some bed knobs.

Tojo

[mina]

Deodorant bottles, champagne corks, candles, some soaps are good, electric toothbrushes, ice frozen in an appropriate shape(!)

Not that I'd know anything about it...that's just what I've heard. Oh & some bed knobs.

lol, not that you'd know anything about it eh? What kind of toothbrush do you use, Tojo...?

[Widget]

Hair brush handles, small bottles you will be surprised at what comes to mind if you start looking around your house with some naughty thoughts ! Make sure that you can clean whatever you use thoroughly, you don't want any nasty infections and also use a condom over top of the item. Remember with fruits and vegies that you have to wash them as well for the same reasons you do before you eat them.

As for the toothbrush Tojo, would that be the oral care kind ? :P

[animanota]

The back of hair brushes worked for a girl that lived across the hall from me a long time ago.

[phantasy_seeker]

Ah, my bad for not specifying. I was actually looking for something that not only can FUNCTION as a phallus, but also LOOK reasonably like one. Not necessarily the texture and colour, but at least the shape and size.

[gagged_Louise]

shoebrush, maybe? ;-)

[Widget]

well in terms of looking penis like you just need to go to your local pet store and look in the toy section. Check out the big chew ... or the double action chew.

There was many a tasteless joke made about these. Not by me of course.

[phantasy_seeker]

Wow, the doggie bones do look pretty realistic...

Any other suggestions?

[Putnamcocpl]

Ummm.... Since you want a look a like substitute...

Why not go to a real sex shop or site and get one,(or, ebay has "it") I am all for pervertables but it doesnt seem to be what you are looking for..

[BeautifulOblivion]

I know this hasn't been posted in a while. But it made me think of a situation a few months ago with my fiance.

I'm a child at heart, so we were in the toys section of the local Walmart, it was probably around May. And they had these bubble wands on sale for like a dollar. It had a handle and then a tube with a wand inside. The same day we also bought condoms. I had to use the ladies room so I sent the boy through the check out by himself and we giggled the whole way home at what the checker thought.

So, if you're ever in the toys department around the bubbles, pick up a bubble wand. =) It was about an inch, inch and a half or so thick and roughly six inches long, plus the handle. Sounds like a fun toy to me, although we never got a chance to play with it.

[her_Joe]

My personal favorite is a wood "carving" we bought at IKEA, an abstract of a brontosaurus of all things. It sits out in our living room, black, upright on a wicker basket and looking for all the world like a 12" cock sitting upright and ready.

Next to it we keep a statue of a woman, sitting, nude, and white ... just in case someone misses the point of the dino.

And of course if someone is silly enough to ask, we always tell them it's a dinosaur ... no need freaking them out!

hJ

[Timberwolf]

My personal favorite is a wood "carving" we bought at IKEA, an abstract of a brontosaurus of all things. It sits out in our living room, black, upright on a wicker basket and looking for all the world like a 12" cock sitting upright and ready.

Next to it we keep a statue of a woman, sitting, nude, and white ... just in case someone misses the point of the dino.

And of course if someone is silly enough to ask, we always tell them it's a dinosaur ... no need freaking them out!

hJ

Okay that literally made me laugh out loud.

Brontosaurus. Not what I was expecting to hear.

[Scorpio'sWill2Power]

What's been fun to use when playing well with others.

Yes, we should've all learned in school how to play like this, lol.

At times playing with a stuffed toy is pretty fun stuff.

Those that have a long tail on them work quite well.

Lets' say using a spreader bar and having someone use
the soft fuzzy tail to slowly run up and down the folds.

Maybe clamps holding them open so the clit is exposed, the
sheath pulled back just so the tip is poking out and all hot
and swollen.

That fuzzy tail, stroking it lazily back and forth, then smacking down
hard on it, rotating that technique over and over.

When the urge for a little something more takes over, a popsicle
can be a sweet treat.

Using it after it's been out of the freezer for a little bit till it's
starting to drip those sugary flavorings all down your clit and make
the lips nice and sticky.

Holding it right above you or having it held like that.

Drip, drip, drip, drip. Right on target!!! Oh my that clit is so
swollen, so red or purple or orange depending on the flavor, hee hee.

Such temptation for someone playing with you to want to taste that
and maybe even slowly slide the popsicle right up inside there.

Teasingly slow, in an out. Licking up all the sweet taste as it
slowly melts. Thighs streaked with the sticky wetness of it.

Fingertips dripping and chilled, pinching and pulling nipples while
the frigid invader probes those warm wet depths of you.

Just some random thoughts, not that I'd know anything about
this sorta thing.

[Timberwolf]

If that's what you call random thoughts, I'd love to see what happens when you apply yourself!

[Scorpio'sWill2Power]

If that's what you call random thoughts, I'd love to see what happens when you apply yourself!

Ha ha ha ha, thanks Timberwolf, that's too funny.

Now and again I have been known to have my good days.

[KermitsKeeper]

Wow, second that! Whew, it's hot in here!

[Timberwolf]

Wow, second that! Whew, it's hot in here!

*Offers you a popsicle to help you cool off*

[KermitsKeeper]

Oooooo! Ummm, what would Evan say? Oh yeah, I'm the top now.... What flavor???

[Timberwolf]

I was thinking cherry flavour would be most appropriate, myself.

[Scorpio'sWill2Power]

I was thinking cherry flavour would be most appropriate, myself.

I knew there was something about your sense of humor
I could indentify with.

Very cool Timberwolf!!!

[Timberwolf]

Very cool Timberwolf!!!

Of course it's cool. It's a popsicle. That's why I so generously offered to share, for the lady's comfort in the summer heat of course.

I guess I'm just a giving person.

[Scorpio'sWill2Power]

I guess I'm just a giving person.

I have no doubt it would be appreciated by the
ladies Timbewolf!!!

Those woves have quite the appetite and can gobble
things up with a fury. HA HA HA HA

[Timberwolf]

I have no doubt it would be appreciated by the
ladies Timbewolf!!!

Those woves have quite the appetite and can gobble
things up with a fury. HA HA HA HA

Well you know what all the experts say - you need three meals a day or you just won't feel right.

[KermitsKeeper]

Oh my! I'm getting shivers just thinking about it... Not bad when it's hot and humid! Cherry... *giggles* You're good, Timberwolf!

[her_Joe]

*giggles* You're good, Timberwolf!

hJ

[KermitsKeeper]

I have the television on for "company" as I read through the library. I happened to look up as they were timing how long it takes to melt a cherry popsicle on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Had to muffle my laughter so I wouldn't wake my kids. Scorpio'sWill2Power has a much more interesting method! LOL

[Timberwolf]

I have the television on for "company" as I read through the library. I happened to look up as they were timing how long it takes to melt a cherry popsicle on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Had to muffle my laughter so I wouldn't wake my kids. Scorpio'sWill2Power has a much more interesting method! LOL

Funny I saw about three minutes of Dr. Phil today and he used the specific phrase "sensory deprivation" as a means of punishing your children.

I have a feeling his method may not be the same thing I was thinking of when I started a thread on it.