Well one day my son comes in and flops on my bed talking to me while I was in my computer chair. I didnt noticed him adjusting the pillows. That night, I couldnt find my dildo and spent so much time looking for it.
Next day I feared the worst, my son took it to school with him and had it in his locker, thinking it was some police weapon *he was about 9 at the time*
I would love to have seen that note sent home from school!!! LOL Of course, if your son was in my class, I would have had him put it away and take it home without a word. Then, I would have made a personal note to make you my new best friend!!!