1. Are you a Dom?
See my name

2. How would you to handle a sub?
Often, repeatedly, and with the care of a dozen eggs on a roller coaster.

3. What are you like at making coffee first thing in the morning?
What happened the night before?
4. What are your views on ice cream?
It is best served on nipples and clits, although occasionally a belly button is nice. It's hard on the balls, though.
5. What are your views on chocolate?
It's not a very good lubricant
6. How often should a sub be beaten?
Depends on how well she can play chess
7. When should a sub be given chocolate?
When peanut butter just wont do
8. Do you hide under, or live under a bridge?
Some of my teeth do
9. Do you have strong views on the use of rhubarb?
Barb will rue the day she ever crossed this Dom
10. What are your views on bruising?
It doesnt show much on black people
11. Do you have your own teeth?
The ones that hold up the bridge

12. What are your views on CD (chocolate denial)?
Naw, I eat all I want
13. Do you have a favourite implement?
I do, it's an antique crop that has an ivory handle carved into the shape of a beautiful woman with chocolate in one hand and ruhburb in the other
14. If there was a world shortage of chocolate, what would you do?
Conquer the world
15. What is your favourite meal?
A "sub" sandwich
16. Would you eat this using your own teeth?
Not if the bridge were out
17. Wine, women or song?
Is there a question there?
18. Left or right nipple?
Ahhh, ode to the right nipple. Famous poem. If the tits are big enough there is no need to make that choice. Both at once.
19. What colour cushion do you think a sub should kneel on?
Every
20. Complete the following in any number of words you like; you are a Dom after all. Have sub, will …………submerge