What a great day to go to the beach; not a cloud in the sky, temps in mid-eighties. We lathered each other with suntan lotion, I made sure I got plenty on her healthy set of boobs, and on her soft inner thighs. "Having fun?" She snickered. The way I tented my panties gave evidence of that.

We were both lounging away, not a care in the world, loving life.

Then I heard a male voice. "Hey look at that sissy wearing panties!" I looked over through my sunglasses at two blonde haired beachcomers. "Hey babe, what're you doing with that fucking wimp. Want a real man?"

"Leave us alone assholes!" Misty snarled.

The other bum piped up "Is that any way for a lady to talk? We might to teach her some manners before we fuck her!"

"You got that right."

At that point I hopped up and confronted them. "The lady said to leave us alone assholes!"

"We need to teach you some manners, sissy!" The one on my left threw a punch toward my face, which I blocked and kicked him squarely in the nuts. Before the other one could react, I did the same to him. Both of them were now rolling on the ground. Misty screamed so loud the beach patrol heard her and came running. The two bums were arrested and taken away in cuffs.

Misty hugged me. "When did you learn that?"....Oh many years ago I did take some karate training in case something like this happened."

"My my you do have something useful besides your dick."