As this topic is phrased as a serious question, I want to add my tuppence worth. I was definitely NOT abused as a child. I could not imagine being in a more loving home. Even today, 25 years after I left home, I view my parents as role models in many, but not all, ways.

(I must add, in retrospect, I wish they'd made me do my homework!)

Actually I personally know more people who say they were abused as children, than are into BDSM! I truly wish it were the other way round.