Thanks for checking Amazon, Maddie. Guess I better keep that book in fine condition.

Since you've teased everyone, here's the Level Three required reading list for anyone who is now curious:

The Guide for Amateur Writers of Erotica
http://www.literotica.com/storyxs/stories/guide.shtml

An Easy Guide to Better Writing
http://english.literotica.com/storie...y.php?id=44341

I Pushed My Pud Up Her Poop-Chute - & other words/phrases to avoid in stories.
http://english.literotica.com/storie...y.php?id=42607

Show or Tell - Illustrations of how to convey meaning in fiction.
http://english.literotica.com/storie...y.php?id=99931

ACTIVE Voice - the Voice of GOD
http://darkerotica.blogspot.com/2004...ce-of-god.html

The Secret to Good Writing - Being your own editor can lead to being a better writer.
http://english.literotica.com/storie...y.php?id=41059

The Importance of Pacing
http://www.simegen.com/school/worksh...ornelison.html

Enjoy and write on!

Ruby