Personal Ad Overload!

[kittenfemme]

Okay, I have to share this one. It's too much. I feel it's a bit unethical to do this, so I'm not going to mention the person's screen name/ handle/ thingy.

Anyway, someone who lives in Arizona left this message for me:

hello bitch

I saw your profile and I was interested in it. I just joined collarme but I am not new to the lifestyle. Trained as a submissive for 3 months, under a wonderful, very well-trained, well-educated Mistress. Both She and I soon realized My Domme tendencies far "out-weighed" My sub tendencies, so She began My Mistress training. I have been training for approximately 9 months, under Her excellent teachings, I desire to have My own girl now. She is My Queen and I am the Princess of Our household. She has three, 24/7, live-in slave-girls, whom She lets Me train upon, with Her permission and with Her supervising. She believes it's time for Me to find a slave-girl of My own. She will be around to advise Me. I have taken the time to fillout My profile and checklist; fully and completely, and I feel W/we have many things in common such as head shaving, objectification, humiliation, poly and corset training as well as the rest._ I'm not in this for "play", and I am very serious about what I'm looking for and what I want. So, if you're not serious or a game-player, don't waste My valuable time!! I think you might be what I seek, prove it to Me bitch

Maybe I'm far to secure in things with my own Mistress. Ms L showed me great respect when she and I first began communications (my first online D/s thing, everything before has been face to face). Additionally, I've been trained by Ms L and others in the past to be very respectful to all but those who wear my collar. As such, I felt justified in giving the personal ad biznatch a piece of my mind.

Now, I wouldn't dare give my Mistress cause to be angry with me. I represent her at all times, after all. So I responded with dignity and even left the personal ad wench a way out. Hopefully Ms L will feel that I acted appropriately when I responded thusly:

Dearest -edit-,

Interestingly enough, I don't recall mentioning an interest in head shaving. I hold no interest. I'm quite fond of my hair. I'm also sure you haven't sent me a prefabricated advertisement response, especially since you're being trained. That would be far too rude... as would be calling someone who has not agreed to be yours a bitch. Surely your Trainer has taught you etiquette as well as how to swing a crop, lace a corset, or use a knife without rupturing major blood vessels.

No, I imagine I pressed a button incorrectly while completing my profile. Or perhaps I've misread something in your response. I am a bit dyslexic, after all.

At any rate, I fear we are incompatible. I'm an avid game player. In fact, my chess skills are quite adequate. Nor do I harbor a desire to relocate. I'm quite happy in Seattle. But thank you for your interest.