If I may, I would like to add a few.

Wanna-be-Dom
“If you think all sub should kneel at your feet, you are a wanna-be-dom”
“If you think that BDSM means “Bitch Don’t Start w/ Me, you are a wanna-be-dom”

Wanna-be-sub
“If you think that you should kneel before all Doms, you’re a wanna-be-sub”
“If you think that SubSpace is where you go when you’re role-playing a sci-fi scene, you are a wanna-be-sub”

Just my two cents, take it or leave it