Bravado... or lack thereof

[moptop]

i think I stopped twitching about 4 hours later.

Excuse me, I need to go admire my bruises again.

oooh I'm all squishy inside! I'm selfishly pleased you didn't have anyone to share with right then... we can all enjoy the pleasure and the lovely pain you're going through...

alas and alack, no decent paddle was found, although I hefted a heavy leather flogger for the first time and now very badly want to be hit with one... it'll just have to wait until they're either less expensive or we have more money.

Isn't shopping together just such fun? Now you're official boyfriend-girlfriend, you can both start saving together for your future, which surely your mum would approve. Although she might not have quite the same future in mind...