Thank you TDS and moptop, please do not hesitate to rake it with a fine tooth comb. I know there must be tense issues, grammar...

orchid as in flower orchid and orchard as in apple orchard, now the word sounds unfamiliar to me but yet it fits so suitably

My great Aunt actually used this word purport moptop I was always afraid of the showers if I got to close to her when she said it and it has a very disparaging sound that was used well, but if there is another word better suited in meaning...I will search the words you suggested and look more in a dictionary for this

huge hugs to you both, I am surprised I could even do this