Hell, Unc, it's an old thread resurrected, and I think, I'm bored, why not...

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
Well, usually. Except when I have a hankering for kick boxing

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
Absolutely, definitely f, all the time

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
Actually I love it, I fill in surveys on line or that come through the post, anything. So I just had to do this!

4) Is age important to you?
Only mine.

5) How old are you?
Ahem. Well, I've got bits that didn't used to be there. That's nuff said.

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
It just came natural. Male: annoy: me: heeeeeeyah!

7) Can I have my teeth back?
When?

8) Do you like to be spanked?
Oh, I'm not sure - shall we just check?

9) What's your favourite implement?
Just too broad a subject. Sadly, makes me think of gardening. In the which case, a trowel. Hmm. Trowel. Not a bad shape, actually...

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
I bow entirely to Q in its sports training use, and to Cariad for knowledge of its magical properties

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
If there's a good reason

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
Ah, there's the reason! only, I prefer them to be removed.

13) See Q6
Naked kick boxing. Definitely an interesting spectator sport.

14) Do you enjoy age play?
No.

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
But I'm a GOOD girl!

16) What about blow jobs?
Shorry, can'k kalk, gop by mouf full

17) See Q7
Not while you're still making love to my foot

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
Not sure - could you just try the pegs on them again to see?

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
No. Absolutely not. You can do what you like and it has no mmmphhh affect aahghghgh on me o o o o o at oooooooo yesyesyes all

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
As it happens, my boyfriend is a big lad; a very big lad, who works out a lot. Happily for you, he is generally enthusiastic about everything, especially if it has to do with doing things to me.

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
Rope and straps

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
But you are such useful target practice for my kick-boxing.

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
Well, OK, but I can't see the point, you can't reach it.