Hey, I wouldn't do that - at least not on purpose ...

You're the clumsy one, not me. It wasn't my fault that you slipped into that pond in the park in Ottawa, while you were only wearing a real thin summer dress with no underwear - okay, the no undies was my fault, but not the slipping! You even scared the goldfish away

And it wasn't my fault that when I tied you to that big tree on your Dad's farm, that you choose a tree where birds like to flock. Even though you were gagged at the time, you could have let me know somehow ....

I dunno, the idea of a cane and electroshock are both getting more appealing all the time!