I've always preferred cunt to pussy ... I just hate the latter for some reason. It won't make me stop reading, but if I hear someone say it, I have to stifle a groan. And twat ... *shudder* Ugh! And I'm not keen on "box" or "muff" -- I guess I'm picky. And I've always wondered if female ejaculation is really as common as erotica makes it out to be. Every other woman seems to "gush" or "spurt."

I used to hate the word horny, but I've mellowed.

"Penis" sounds a little odd (too clinical, perhaps). I love the work "cock." I don't mind the more flowery phrases like "engorged manhood," but I do get irritated by "meat" or "tool." Or writers who get too clever in their descriptions -- the all-time worst being from a Penthouse Forum letter: "purple-helmeted soldier of pleasure"!