at the border and an hotty walks up to your both:

"Do you have anything to declare?"

"Why no, I do not declare anything.

"Well we will see"

And the guard opens her suitcase only to find a vibrating Dildo.

"We need to see if this is a vibrator or an explosive device"
"Please turn it one and show me how it works"

She says "In my hands it is an explosive device but I am the one to explode"

She goes on to demonstrate the vibrator...

Any one care to finish ? I have to go to work.