It didn't seem funny at the time...but i woke up giggling this morning about it! An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. Yeah, I guess i know that now!!! Duh! Should have been obvious even to a stupid girl like me, the toy I was playing with wasn't meant for the back door, or it WOULD have had a stopper attached!
And no, they didn't give 'Big Bruce' back. They got it out and went to tell hubby it was out (i was under anesthesia for the proceedure) and he told them to get rid of it, he didn't want to see it again. He never approved of me buying it in the first place, he said if i want a cock, he has one ready for use every day! I tried to tell him that he's at his most awake and horny at 11 in the morning, my horny button doesn't go off till two or 3 in the afternoon, and while I'm happy giving him a blowjob and riding him, since he doesn't like anal, oral (him-to-me)or anything 'kinky'. He's strictly vanilla. and besides, after his one shot, he's done, and I'm multi-orgasmic.
I am still sore, particularly around the back door, and extremely embarassed, but hey, at least I'm okay, right?