Quote Originally Posted by jaeangel
I read through this thread yesterday, was thinking about what might happen if something DID happen and i had to go to a doctor because of something i did... and lo and behold, last night I was masturbating anally with a soapy dildo and it vanished inside! I sat there for hours trying to push it out, and finally gave up and called my hubby at work. He came home, horrified, and we called the parameds and they took me to the hospital. Most of the girls were sympathetic, although one girl gasped 'holy s***' when she saw the toy on the X-ray. The doctor, actually, was quite sympathetic, which surprised me. He said it had been a while since he saw a case like mine come through, and even then it was usually guys (the last case involved a gerbil!). They sent me to OR, and they managed to get my toy out the same way it went in; thankfully, I didn't need to have my colon opened! I got his name before i left, because I am going to start going to him when I need a physician's advice/intervention! I guess I was lucky; I wonder what might have happened if i had gotten as a doctor someone who did nothing but stare and make faces and be intolerant of my choice of lifestyle! The nurse in the OR was bad enough; I told him I had a 'foreign object lodged in my colon' and he started laughing at me. He got himself under control long enough to say, 'was it deliberate, or did it just get stuck?' It was an extraordinarily insensitive thing to say to someone who was in a lot of pain from an 11 inch long 2 inch wide rubber dildo (no balls attached, or it wouldn't have gone up there to begin with!) poking her navel outwards. i mean, I'm into pain and humiliation, but that wasn't what I had in mind!
Not to poke fun (no pun intended) at your dilemma... but I was reading that and thinking "Good thing she didn't put it in sideways!"