I'm glad I didn't put it in sideways too! The reactions were bad enough. I had to tell the 911 operator 3 times what was wrong before she finally got it, and she started laughing as she called the ambulance! And if it had gone in sideways, I'd probably still be in a lot of pain (my ass hole hurts a bit right now from the stretching/dilating, but otherwise I'm okay.) Thank Goddess!