Only if I can lick till I get to the center , and then when you're bucking and carrying on trying to get away.. guess what ... nu huh.

...so deliciously cruel...

burning the walls of the house down three times
cooking? yes, my ex always used the joke that the smoke alarm was the bell for the timer when dinner was done! lol

(i have not yet figured how you do the multiple quoting... if you couldn't tell)