
Originally Posted by
kittenfemme
Right. After all, it's hard enough to explain to my life partner's kids what that man and that woman are doing with their faces stuck together, why their brother was shipped off to die looking for weapons of mass destruction in a place that hasn't had them for years, or that the constant violence streamed into their consciousness from daily television isn't real. Not to mention that if they shoot Johnny down the street he won't:
A. Be saved by some over-paid actor/ twit in a white coat who has no idea as to the difference between systolic and diastolic blood pressure
B. Avoid the bullet like it was part of a dodge-ball game
or, C. Rise from the dead as a zombie