First Assignment for Frozen North

[frozen_north]

And there was a groan from frozen_north's computer. A voice came over the loudspeaker saying "Due to vapor lock, we will be banging our head on a desk until further notice. We will conclude this flight with twelve hours of frantic scribbling..."

Thank you, I'll get right on it.

Btw, please tell me this doesn't have to have a bdsm element. I don't know enough about the subject yet to write about it convincingly. Not to mention the fact that I can't even begin to IMAGINE how I would work that element into the assignment at hand...