Oh deary me, I came onto this thread with the intention of asking anyone if they have seen "Secretary" yet, which is a non-porno film about BDSM... and I seem to be confronted with images of human cows and penis hotdogs!
*looks shocked* lol
I actually can't think of anything worse than my poor little tits being saggy... I'm quite happy with them, pert as they are... owch.
I don't think dicks are gross: a nice cock is a pleasure to behold! They are quite rare though, and its not really to do with size... I think pussies look nicer on a more regular basis :P.