Dearest Mad and Lews,
How would I know who I am calling old as I cannot even see level 4? Well, um, except for you two, or three, keep going, I am not afraid...I know you are there from the thread, and I am certainly not calling you old. Besides, I have recently discovered a fondness for older men (assuming one of you is a man). I merely meant members of longer standing in this wonderful webhole.
patiently waiting admittance to level 2...
I was lookin around for some stories by you, Mad Lews, I hate to admit my clumsiness but I am new here. New to forums in general, and relatively bad at finding things...there must be some little gems of yours for me to read buried in these endless yellow words...your comments bespeak a mad predilection for insightful communication, please point me to your fiction, I would love to read...
I will offer a trade for directions, I have all sorts of ideas for stories and books and screenplays and am dying for ya'll to read my stuff. I take harsh but constructive criticism well. I take all wild suggestions and try to make the most of 'em.
Indeed if I were only truly mad, I would devote all my time to writing, I would forsake my job and friends and just write.
Please, Mad Lews?, in a charming tone, (not beggardly, it doesn't become me.) Show me some story?
yours too,
Swtchy