Quote Originally Posted by Kalluss
I am an Electrical Engineer and writer of young adult stories... sad cause I keep trying for adult stuff and it keeps coming out kiddy... sigh

Oh yeah and full time cook and bottle washer at home as well. Hey wait a minute.. I cook. clean, do laundry and I'm the Dom.. something ain't right here.....
Gotta read the fine print of that Job Description!
When I wrote 'em professionally, the last line of every one
was, "And anything else necessary for the care and success of the business."
That way, if I told a waiter to go out and sweep snow off the steps, he couldn't say, "That's not my job!"

And for your stories, try changing that bottle of milk for a bottle of Bourbon. That's usually enough. (LOL)