Tessa! Do not feed the Mad Lews. We have a strict policy here. You are allowed to pet the Mad Lews. You are allowed to look at the Mad Lews. But you are not to feed the Mad Lews. By "feed" I mean tease. It is strictly forbidden. Did you not see what happened to the last person who fed the Mad Lews? (shudder)

Ah well...another day at the zoo.