Hey, Mad? You dream of me? Oh, how lovely to know! Makes me smile all over. And I swallow, so don't worry about your issues with it.

Mr. Dean, I've heard of that pitiful idiot, Treadwell, bless his heart. His biggest mistake was to have the audacity to believe that wild can co-exist peacefully with tame. I would never ever make that mistake. Mad, nor lustful Lews, is anywhere near tame. Being the wild sort like myself, he makes for a delightful feed.

And it is for that very same reason (wild-on-wild), that I dare to venture by your cage from time to time. While it might not be the sanest thing to do, it sure makes for quite the adventure.

Besides, who does sanity anymore. It is soooo last week.