How I Put A Story Together

[Mad Lews]

Oh, Mr. Ma-ad? I told my cervix all about you. She can't wait to meet up with you, have some intense inter...

~realizes my notebook is missing...looks around for my it, doesn't see it, sees my pen but not my notebook...a bit frantic as it has all my notes and ideas...finally spots it under the table, bends low to reach it, then sits back up, adjusting my tiny lil' tank top, so I don't flash anyone ~

Anyway, what was I saying? Oh yeah, my cervix and you, meeting up for some...

~pulls my skirt down as it inched up a bit too high on my thighs~

intense...

~thinks of uncrossing my legs, but remembers that I still don't know what panties are~

interdenominational discussions regarding your use of verse earlier.

Hey, what can I say? She's into such things. The perv...

Tease if you must tessa,

I was only trying to be helpful. HONEST!

Go a-head tease me again, I can take it.

Mad Lews

[Ruby]

Flash away, Tessa!

Don't know if every idea will be worth its thought, but that's what we are here for, to find out, right?

Yes, indeed. We are here to take risks and have fun while helping you flash or flourish.

[tessa]

Yes, indeed. We are here to take risks and have fun while helping you flash or flourish.

Ruby, you are the *Rock Star* of writing instructors!! Very cool!

Go a-head tease me again, I can take it.

Mr. Mad, I wanna find out if that is, indeed, true.

Woohoo! Lovin' Level Three!!

[H Dean]

Tessa! Do not feed the Mad Lews. We have a strict policy here. You are allowed to pet the Mad Lews. You are allowed to look at the Mad Lews. But you are not to feed the Mad Lews. By "feed" I mean tease. It is strictly forbidden. Did you not see what happened to the last person who fed the Mad Lews? (shudder)

Ah well...another day at the zoo.

[tessa]

Tessa! Do not feed the Mad Lews. We have a strict policy here. You are allowed to pet the Mad Lews. You are allowed to look at the Mad Lews. But you are not to feed the Mad Lews. By "feed" I mean tease. It is strictly forbidden. Did you not see what happened to the last person who fed the Mad Lews? (shudder)

Well, Mr. Dean, if it made even you shudder, I might have cause for concern. But I've fed Mad Lews quite a bit, and on numerous occasions, and have never felt the need to be concerned for myself, so there is that.

And if there is a policy to violate...

~smiles~

Do you have pics of the happenings to the last person to feed Mad Lews? Might be something I want...um, need to see?

[H Dean]

In a stunning display of cliché self-taught bear expert, Timothy Treadwell, proved that, indeed, some days you eat the bear, some days the bear eats you.

On monday his body and the body of his girlfriend were found in Alaska's Katmai National Park and Preserve. Apparently, they were mauled to death by the same brown bears that he had declared as "harmless".

Following a drug overdose, and after several encounters with bears in Alaska, he decided to devote himself to the study of the large omnivorous animals and even established a non-profit bear-appreciating group called "Grizzly People".

He had spent several summers living alone with and videotaping Katmai bears. Such was his confidence around the bears that he had touched them and given them names. On one occassion he was even filmed crawling along the ground singing as he approached a sow and two cubs.

Apparently, the Bears had formed their own people-appreciating club. Their first meeting included live music followed by dinner.

Following the meeting, the bears reportedly said that Treadwell tasted sort of like chicken.

http://bastardpowered.com/more_darwin.htm

I repeat...do not feed the Mad Lews.

[Mad Lews]

I repeat...do not feed the Mad Lews.

Sure let him go hungry, Then see what happens.

tessa Love,

You have nothing to fear. I'd never even dream of eating you.
Well maybe in my dreams, but I won't bite (much) or swallow.
Yours
Mad & the lustful Lews

[tessa]

Hey, Mad? You dream of me? Oh, how lovely to know! Makes me smile all over. And I swallow, so don't worry about your issues with it.

Mr. Dean, I've heard of that pitiful idiot, Treadwell, bless his heart. His biggest mistake was to have the audacity to believe that wild can co-exist peacefully with tame. I would never ever make that mistake. Mad, nor lustful Lews, is anywhere near tame. Being the wild sort like myself, he makes for a delightful feed.

And it is for that very same reason (wild-on-wild), that I dare to venture by your cage from time to time. While it might not be the sanest thing to do, it sure makes for quite the adventure.

Besides, who does sanity anymore. It is soooo last week.

[Mad Lews]

Hey, Mad? You dream of me? Oh, how lovely to know! Makes me smile all over. And I swallow, so don't worry about your issues with it.

Besides, who does sanity anymore. It is soooo last week.

Fear not sweet tessa,

While Mad & Lews may both have their dark dreams about bending you over the kitchen table, flipping your skirt up for panty inspection, (which you never seem to remember,) and then brightening your bottom to a warm glowing red (for failing to wear your panties) before bathing your sweet ass in kisses and licks.

Believe me, I’m too much the gentleman to mention such fantasies on a semipublic forum. Nor would I mention the inevitable kissing licking and nibbling of your inner thighs until such time as you begged (convincingly) for Lews to stop. (Usually some 30 to 45 minutes later?) I promise I’ll never reveal such thoughts to others, for I’d hate to make such a shy young lass blush.

Yours

Mad

[tessa]

~blushes from the top of my head all the way down my body to the tippy-tips of my toes~ Mercy me! Who turned on the heat! ~fans self~ ~looks over at the smiling Mad and the panting Lews~ Oh, I think I know who.

Well, Mr. Mad and Lews, it's a good thing you don't discuss such things in this semi-public place. 'Cause if'n you did, I might just have to find a corner around here to, umm...discuss it further?

My, my, my, my and my!!!

[Ruby]

* fans self *

Mad, Lews and Tessa you are very distracting.

Do continue.

[Rhabbi]

* fans self *

Mad, Lews and Tessa you are very distracting.

Do continue.

I agree Ruby, how can we write with all this going on.

*contemplates helping tessa to coll off by taking off her dress.*

[H Dean]

This is ertainly not something that was on the syllabus. Lews, Mad and Tessa, kindly turn your attention to where it belongs. You are making a mockery of the class and I won't stand for it!

Do not make me get the ruler!

[Ruby]

Oh, yes. Get the ruler!

This instructor is having a delightful time.

[Rhabbi]

Ruler, did someone say ruler?

[tessa]

~leans completely over Ms. Ruby's desk to see (again) what my next assignment is...bounces and wiggles my ass just a bit 'cause Ms. Ruby has the best music playing in her office...turns to look back at Mr. Dean and his...ruler...then smiles~

Whatcha gonna be a doin' with that? Hmm??

[tessa]

Oh, yeah, I wanted to say to Mr. Mad (and Lews, if he's settled down enough to listen). You mentioned these things called "panties" again. I've heard that term thrown around in here. I've tried to google it, but all I come up with is "Page Not Found-Server Error". Seriously. What are these mysterious things?? Inquiring bottoms want to know.

~resumes the ass-wiggle, making it sway just a bit more sensuously as I now know exactly what I'm listening to~

[anonymouse]

I searched "panties" at Alta-Vista and the page redirected to "ankles"

[tessa]

I searched "panties" at Alta-Vista and the page redirected to "ankles"

~laughs so hard I cause Ms. Ruby's cup-holder to fall off the desk~

Oops!! ~looks down at the poor thing on the floor~ I'm sorry!! ~looks again~ Hey, he's really cute! Where'd you get him, Ms Ruby? Never seen anything like him at OfficeMax.

anonymouse, that was brilliant!

Hehehe

[H Dean]

~leans completely over Ms. Ruby's desk to see (again) what my next assignment is...bounces and wiggles my ass just a bit 'cause Ms. Ruby has the best music playing in her office...turns to look back at Mr. Dean and his...ruler...then smiles~

Whatcha gonna be a doin' with that? Hmm??

Why is it that I always get that look from you when I get the ruler out? That's the same look you give me when I get out chocolate.

I just don't understand.

[H Dean]

Oh, yes. Get the ruler!

This instructor is having a delightful time.

Do you think can measure up to my rule?

[Mad Lews]

Oh, yeah, I wanted to say to Mr. Mad (and Lews, if he's settled down enough to listen). You mentioned these things called "panties" again. I've heard that term thrown around in here. I've tried to google it, but all I come up with is "Page Not Found-Server Error". Seriously. What are these mysterious things?? Inquiring bottoms want to know.

~resumes the ass-wiggle, making it sway just a bit more sensuously as I now know exactly what I'm listening to~

tessa,
Get thee to level 4 wench and all (of you) will be revealed. No, I'm sorry, that was Lews talking. Uhm I'll try and find a definition and use for these mysterious tidbits by the time you make it up to the high windswept Plato(eau) (a Deanism). Meanwhile try to keep your skirt down gurl you're just plain distracting.
Mad

[Ruby]

Distracting? The student has earned a spanking!

I was hoping one of you doms would give her a few whacks for me to help with her assignment.

Riiiight. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. For now.

[tessa]

Why is it that I always get that look from you when I get the ruler out? That's the same look you give me when I get out chocolate.

I just don't understand.

It's no surprise you're having trouble.

This is my look for chocolate-

And this is the look for rulers-

Not the same at all. Chocolate is yummy, don't get me wrong. It just doesn't do for me what a ruler does. Now if you dipped the ruler in some chocolate, well, that might be a different story.

Get thee to level 4 wench and all (of you) will be revealed. No, I'm sorry, that was Lews talking.

I do like that beast. I'm gonna pet him all over when I get to Level Four. Which reminds me that I have got to finish my assignment for Ms. Ruby!

Meanwhile try to keep your skirt down gurl you're just plain distracting.

~walks over to Mr. Mad, turns around and reaches back behind me, sliding my hands down over the tiny black skirt that covers my ass, finding the hem and quickly flipping it up, flashing a bit of my cute little dierriere~

I have a note from the teacher that says I can be naughty, so there.

[Mad Lews]

It's no surprise you're having trouble.

~walks over to Mr. Mad, turns around and reaches back behind me, sliding my hands down over the tiny black skirt that covers my ass, finding the hem and quickly flipping it up, flashing a bit of my cute little dierriere~

I have a note from the teacher that says I can be naughty, so there.

And I have a hair brush that says there will be consequences.

bad tessa
whoops that's the crop. Well when I find my little hairbrush you're going to be in big trouble young lady.
The very authoritative (but not that mad)
Mad

[tessa]

And I have a hair brush that says there will be consequences.

bad tessa
whoops that's the crop. Well when I find my little hairbrush you're going to be in big trouble young lady.
The very authoritative (but not that mad)
Mad

Yikes!! ~quickly finds nearest chair and runs to sit on it, tugging my skirt down as far as it obviously just isn't meant to go~

Hehe? Umm...just kidding??

~has an idea and says in a so-sweet-it'll-make-you-sick voice ever~

Hey, Lews! Come on over here, you sexy beast. I don't have to be in Level Four to pet you all up, now do I? Come on! Come on over here and tessa will make you feel all frisky.

~keeps an eyes on Mad, hoping to distract him once again~

[H Dean]

And I have a hair brush that says there will be consequences.

Mad

Look out! Mad hair stylist at large!

[Mad Lews]

Look out! Mad hair stylist at large!

Damn straight I'll curl the hairs on that one. Let me at her!
Lews

[anonymouse]

My goodness, Lews! Be careful with that styling wand. You could poke an eye out with that thing!

[tessa]

Look out! Mad hair stylist at large!

And he styles hair! Ah, the perfect man. Well, of the beast-y variety at least.

Damn straight I'll curl the hairs on that one. Let me at her!

Don't know who "her" is, but dang she's a lucky bitc...erm, chick.

~dances around the classroom a bit 'cause Ms. Ruby honest to goodness plays the best music!!~

Oh, yeah, actually working on my assignment again. Had some inspiration.