How I Put A Story Together

[tessa]

Hey tessa,
Didn't your Momma ever teach you it's not polite to type with your mouth full?

Yeah, Lews, she did. ~strokes him in just the right spot~ Too bad your Momma couldn't get that lesson across to you.

Don't make me get out the tennis racket.
Lews

Aww! Why not?!? Might be fun to play a few matches against you. Be fun to watch the drool fly around at least.

And I suppose that was an honest mistake?

Would I make any other kind??? ~innocent blink~

sigh... some girls never learn.

Very true, Mr. Mad. But some do. And oh, the things they learn!

I can hardly wait for you to finish your assignments so we can get our (instructional) clutches on you.

Make that "instructional teeth" and I'll finish those assignments up in no time.

Of course Ruby might be reluctant to let you go now; I think she finds you quite entertaining. Maybe I could arrange a joint custody type thing. Mondays, Wednesdays and every other weekend you have to return to Level three for instruction and correction. I'd be there to watch, so you'd be in little real danger until you returned to level four.

You do make me giggle.

I should warn you there is a Dean in level four and he makes Lews seem downright calm.

So get those damn assignments done girl I don't have the patience of Job

Do you realize how incredibly difficult is to write from the male perspective?? It takes some major effort to turn all those grunts and growls y'all make into actual readable prose. Get a language and maybe I'll have more to work with here.

Keep juggling the fire sticks luv. I'm not sure that skirt is flame retardant so you may have to slip it off before entering level four.

~checks label and sees that the skirt isn't at all retardant (to certain stains or fire)...slowly slides it down over my hips until it puddles down around my ankles...looks up at my very own Mad~
I got your fire stick. Rest assured I'll be juggling away.

Your most serious-minded of students-
tessa