Do you realize how incredibly difficult is to write from the male perspective?? It takes some major effort to turn all those grunts and growls y'all make into actual readable prose. Get a language and maybe I'll have more to work with here. - Tessa

I have no difficulty writing from the male perspective. Mostly because I am male. When writing from the female perspective I think of something completley logical and sensible and then write the exact opposite.

Incidentally, it is not your job to write readable prose. We prefer cons...especially Lews. He is such a contrarian!

Please note that I wrote the above from the perspective of Mad, sitting under the desk making funny faces into a mirror and chatting with my penis. Also, you should note that my penis doesn't actually chat back. He is shunning me for abusing him.